10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.