10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword