10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A