10 Random Poker Quotes

Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
Fold and live to fold again