10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.