10 Random Poker Quotes

• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth