10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.