10 Random Poker Quotes

• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Fold and live to fold again