10 Random Poker Quotes

• Welcome to kicker school
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)