10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"