10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003