10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Poker is for loners.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.