10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare