10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.