10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester