10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• "No river, no fish."