10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- im going to 2 out you to death
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed