10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "No river, no fish."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is for loners.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha