10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "No river, no fish."
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.