10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.