10 Random Poker Quotes

• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth