10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester