10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe