10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Fold and live to fold again
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth