10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.