10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.