10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?