10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...