10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.