10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.