10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-