10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear