10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.