10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• im going to 2 out you to death
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss