10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "No river, no fish."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer