10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters