10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown