10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.