10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)