10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "No river, no fish."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)