10 Random Poker Quotes

• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22