10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.