10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Fold and live to fold again
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen