10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-