10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003