10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers