10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."