10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed