10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Poker is for loners.