10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "No river, no fish."